so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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