I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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