wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
