just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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