I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
