i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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