Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
