Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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