so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He shit in the fireplace
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