Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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