can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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