yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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