guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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