Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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