Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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