Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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