This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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