Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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