I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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