I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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