I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It's Friday. Sex?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
