S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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