Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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