are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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