so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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