Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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