Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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