At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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