:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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