I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Randomize
