I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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