The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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