Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
It's just like the Real World with babies
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Hippo gnu deer
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize