Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
