with your own penis?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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