i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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