Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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