good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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