Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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