At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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