I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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