I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
