I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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