his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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