I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Boobs speak an international language.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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