omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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