im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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