I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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