everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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