why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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