Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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