You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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