giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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