I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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